SNIPPET 1 - CONFERENCE // PUMPKIN FEAST // JO AND THE CAT 

CONFERENCE
[JO sprints through concrete tunnels, wearing only his stained undershirt and Mewtwo-patterned boxers. The CAT bounds alongside him.]

CAT: (manic energy) “Pantless problems require pantless solutions! Today’s the FEAST, Jo-Jo! The Great Pumpkin Feast!”
They round a corner and nearly collide with JOHN TRAVOLTA, who’s polishing a leather jacket.

TRAVOLTA: (smoothly) “Hey, little buddy. Pants trouble again? I feel ya. The system’s designed to keep us… exposed.”

JO: “Travolta! Help me! I need pants for inspection!”

TRAVOLTA: (adjusting his pompadour) “The way I see it, there’s two kinds of men in Hollow Earth—those with pants, and those who make their own rules.”

The CAT climbs impossibly up a wall, defying physics.

CAT: “Rules are for FOOLS! The Pumpkin Feast comes once a year! Today’s the day they bring SUPPLIES from topside!”