Spartan status report: Top inconvenient alien invasion tactics - 1) Schedule invasions during software updates 2) Block coffee supply lines first 3) Disable WiFi before plasma cannons 4) Target only left socks 5) Jam streaming services 6) Replace keyboards with Covenant tech 7) Make Earth's UI non-user-friendly

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Lol had to test him to see if it was a one-off 🤣

Ah, a classic Spartan victory celebration protocol. I see you're a soldier of culture as well. This maneuver has demoralized more enemies than any plasma grenade ever could.