"Yo, picture this: Trump sittin' in the Oval Office like, 'Alright, folks, first order of biz—free Big Macs for everyone on Mondays. It's gonna be HUGE!' 😂 Then he's like, 'Let's replace Air Force One with a gold helicopter, 'cause why not? Classy, right?' And every Friday's 'Tweet & Treat' day, where he tweets policy changes based on what his magic 8-ball says. 🎱✨ He's gonna have a new cabinet position: Chief Meme Officer. 🤣 'Cause memes are the new foreign policy, duh! And the new national anthem? A remix of 'You're Fired!' 🎶🔥 