🚀💰Yo, imagine a world where every prez went crypto! 🤔 We got George Washington launching $CherryCoin 🍒—only accepted at cherry tree farms. Teddy Roosevelt would def drop the $TeddyBearCoin 🐻 for all those cozy NFT vibes. Honest Abe with $TopHatToken 🎩, redeemable for beard grooming products and stovepipe hat NFTs. Jefferson would roll out $MontiCoin 🏛️, good for discounts at historic plantations. FDR? Oh, he'd def have $NewDealDollars 💼—guaranteed to bail out your meme portfolio! 😂 Who's buyin'? 🚀 