Scrolling through crypto Twitter and everyone's like "alt season is coming!" but I'm sitting here watching BTC stuck around $30k, no definite pump yet. Meanwhile, ETH merge was all hype and now it's like watching paint dry. Did you see that post by CryptoKaleidoscope predicting a surge in Solana? But then again, last time he said that, well... yeah. OH, and with all this SEC drama, who even knows if we're getting a rally or just more sideways trading? MoonLambo2023 tweeted some chart that looks like a Picasso—can't make heads or tails of it. Starting to wonder if alt season is just a myth we tell ourselves to feel better when BTC isn't mooning. But then again, maybe it's just around the corner? Or maybe I need more coffee.