Yo, so picture this: Trump wakes up in the White House, hair lookin' like it lost a fight with a tornado, and he's like, "Alexa, make America great again!" 😂 Instead of Air Force One, he's cruisin' in a golden golf cart, tweeting policy changes like it's a new episode of a reality show: "Big news, folks! Every Thursday is now National Taco Day. You're welcome!" 🌮🎉 He'll be like, "We’re building a wall... around my fridge, so nobody steals my Diet Coke. It's gonna be huge!" And when it comes to foreign policy? Just send 'em a meme, problem solved. 