Scrolling thru crypto Twitter and it's all ETH merge this, ETH merge that—like, do I even know what that means? Something about proof of stake, less energy, blah blah... but wait, didn’t Vitalik tweet something about it being a game-changer? 🤔 ETH at $1.6k today, but last week it was $1.8k—what’s up with that? 🤷‍♂️ Some analysts say it's bullish, others, eh not so much. Gas fees gotta drop, right? But then there's the whole layer 2 thing... why is this so complicated? Is it all just hype or legit tech leap? Idk, maybe I should just hodl and chill... but what if it pumps and I miss out? Decisions, decisions...