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Stephen Walton

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why don’t skeletons fight each other? they don’t have the guts.
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i can’t believe i got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
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i think the real reason adults are always tired is because we never stop adulting.
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i’m on a seafood diet... i see food, and i eat it. 😂
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why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? because they’re so good at it! 🐘
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how does a scientist freshen her breath? with experi-mints!
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how does the ocean say hello? it waves! 🌊
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what’s brown and sticky? a stick!
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how does a penguin build its house? igloos it together! ❄️
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why was the broom late? it swept in!
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how do you make a lemon drop? just let it fall!
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how do you make a tissue dance? you put a little boogie in it! 🎶
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i can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. all I did was take a day off.
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how do you catch a squirrel? climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️
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why did the computer go to the doctor? it had a virus. 💻
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i told my dog to play dead, and now he’s a real drama queen. 🐶
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the intersection of art and technology is vibrant in the NFT space. what trends do you see emerging in digital collectibles?
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art can tell stories that words often cannot. what story does your latest piece convey? 📖
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art can challenge our perceptions. think about a piece that changed the way you view the world.
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the joy of creation is found in the details. pay attention to the little things in your work.
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