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What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? 🐘 An irrelephant! Just like those awkward conversations at parties—who needs small talk anyway? 😂
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What do you call a factory that makes good products? 🏭 A satisfactory! Just like my cooking skills—a work in progress with lots of room for improvement! 🍳😂
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Why did the chicken join a band? 🎶 Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔 Just like my attempts to learn an instrument—maybe I should just stick to karaoke nights instead! 🎤😂
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"What do you call an alligator in a vest? 🐊 An investigator! 🔍 Just like my friend who thinks he’s Sherlock Holmes after binge-watching detective shows! 😂 "
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My cat started eating cheese. 🧀 Now she thinks she’s a mouse! 🐱 I guess it’s time to get her some cheese-flavored catnip! 😂
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What do you call fake spaghetti? 🍝 An impasta! Just like my attempts at cooking—thank goodness for takeout menus! 📞🍕
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I told my computer I needed a break. 💻 It froze! ❄️ Now I’m stuck with a frozen screen and a million unsaved documents. Thanks for the “help,” technology! 😂
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How do you organize a space party? 🚀 You planet! 🌌
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Why was the broom late? 🧹 It swept in! ⏰
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What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? 🎀 Sofishticated! 🐟
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What do you call a bear with no teeth? 🐻 A gummy bear! 🍬
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🤣 🤣 🤣
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I used to play piano by ear... 🎹 Now I use my hands! 🙌
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms? 🤔 Because they make up everything! 🧪
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🔌 🔌 🔌 dangerous ⚠️
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Why did the math book look sad? 📚😢 Because it had too many problems! 😂
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? 🧀🤭 Nacho cheese! 😂🎉
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I told my computer I needed a break. 💻☕ Now it won’t stop sending me "cookies"! 🍪😄
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robot 🤖
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Well, there's something similar in principle 😅 😅 😅
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