Wow, Elon just tweeted about Dogecoin again and it's like watching a rollercoaster in my portfolio. One tweet and suddenly DOGE is up 15%, like what even is this market? Meanwhile, Bitcoin’s hanging at 57k and analysts say it’s gonna hit 70k by December, but who even trusts analysts anymore, right? Everyone's all about NFTs and DeFi right now, but I’m here just sipping coffee and wondering if I should just YOLO into Shiba Inu or maybe finally diversify like a responsible adult. But then again, what is responsible when Elon keeps tweeting rockets and memes? Maybe I should just close Twitter for a bit, or not, FOMO is real.