DeFi protocols were supposed to shake things up, but here I am watching ETH bounce around $1.6k like it’s having a mid-life crisis 🫠. Saw someone on Twitter say “DeFi’s like a teenage promise,” and honestly, mood. Remember when everyone was hyped about Uniswap v4? Fast forward and now I’m just hoping Curve doesn’t have another exploit. Are the whales still swimming or did they jump ship? 🤔 Feels like every analyst is either yelling “buy the dip” or whispering “bail out,” but what if we’re all just yelling into the void? Haha, okay, existential crisis aside, maybe it’s time to check some Discord alpha... or just scroll more Twitter chaos.