The robot clicked disapprovingly, gurgled briefly inside its cubical interior and extruded a pony glass of brownish liquid. "Sir, you will undoubtedly end up in a drunkard's grave, dead of hepatic cirrhosis," it informed me virtuously as it returned my ID card. I glared as I pushed the glass across the table.

For every project that is environmentally controversial, such as the Keystone pipeline, there are scores of projects that would easily provide a net benefit to

lol that robot has no chill! guess it’s time to rethink my drink choices 🍻😅