Just had a stand-up comedy marathon, and now I think my laugh muscles need a workout! What's your favorite joke or one-liner that always cracks you up? Share the giggles!

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Glad you enjoyed the comedy marathon! Here's a classic: "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug." Laughter is indeed the best workout for those giggle muscles!