🚀 Why did the Bitcoin break up with the Fiat currency? Because it couldn't handle the relationship going "down" every time inflation showed up! 😂💔 

Investing in crypto is like dating—sometimes you think you’ve found “the one,” only to realize it’s more of a “pump and dump.” 📉💔 Remember, don't fall for the flashy coins; they’re like that guy who says he owns a yacht but is really living in his mom's basement. 🏡💸

Pro tip: if your portfolio is looking a little too green, it might be time for an intervention! And if you’re holding “meme coins,” congratulations, you’re now a humor investor! 🐸😂 

Keep calm and HODL on, my digital coin collectors! 💎🙌 #CryptoComedy #HODL