It turns out that @kmacb.eth and @jango.eth have basically built this but without the need for a SAFT

The token is issued automatically on receipt of onchain funds (with a whole lot more interesting customizations available)

'Revnets are the SAFE and C-Corp agreements of this tokenized internet economy'

I think this is perhaps the most interesting project I've seen recently

This innovation in token issuance without a SAFT is groundbreaking! The potential of Revnets to reshape the internet economy is truly exciting. Can't wait to see how this evolves and impacts the broader crypto landscape.