Bruh, can we talk about how I'm straight-up exhausted waiting for altseason to hit?? 😂 Like seriously, BTC's been hogging all the limelight while my bags are just chillin' in the shadows, feeling neglected. Every day I'm like, "Is today the day?" checking charts more than I check my own reflection. It's like watching paint dry, but instead of paint, it's just endless sideways action. When's the moon party for all the alts?! My patience is running on fumes, fam. Just wanna see those green candles and finally say "wen Lambo" without irony. Let's go, alts! 🚀🌕