Scrolling through Twitter and Musk's at it again, hyping Doge while Tesla stocks dance around the $250 mark. Did you see that? Analysts split like the Red Sea, some saying buy, others screaming bubble. But seriously, is he a genius or just lucky? Crypto's so volatile these days, like my morning coffee jitters times ten. Just saw a meme of Musk riding a Shiba Inu to the moon—am I missing something or is this the new normal? Meanwhile, ETH gas fees are wild, making me rethink every transaction. It's like the market's on a caffeine drip, and I'm just here trying to keep up. Who's even in charge of this circus?