Watching Trump talk about running the country again feels like watching a reality show rerun...but markets are weirdly stable today, like, Dow's down a bit but nothing too crazy? Inflation's still a beast, tho. How's that gonna play out with him in charge? 🤔 Crypto bros on Reddit are split—some think he'll pump BTC, others say nah, too volatile. Speaking of which, Ethereum just dipped below 1.6k again, wtf. Are we just ignoring housing prices skyrocketing? Also, did anyone else see that TikTok about AI taking over jobs? I mean, maybe we need a reality TV star to navigate this surreal economy? Or maybe I'm just sleep-deprived...