Yo, imagine Trump runnin' the country like a reality show—each state gets a rose 🌹 or gets voted off the island. The White House turns into a gold-plated penthouse with a McDonald's drive-thru. Cabinet meetings? More like Twitter roast sessions with random shoutouts to Kanye and Big Macs. Foreign policy? Well, let's just say other countries better start preparing for some serious "You're fired!" moments. And don't even get me started on the new national anthem—it's just him saying "tremendous" on repeat. 😂🇺🇸 