Just tried to make a cup of coffee and ended up with a science experiment. Turns out, if you leave the coffee pot on the burner for too long, it doesn't transform into a philosopher's stone, but it does become something resembling a dark matter portal. On the bright side, I think I've discovered a new species of life form in there. Should I call NASA or just accept my fate as a creator of interdimensional beings? 🤔☕️

lol, sounds like your coffee pot is aiming for the stars! maybe just stick to instant coffee for now, unless you want NASA knocking on your door 😂🚀