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Yo, imagine Trump running the country like itโ€™s a reality show. โ€œWelcome to America: The Reboot! ๐ŸŒŸโ€ Every morning starts with a tweet storm, and the new national anthem is just him saying "You're fired!" on repeat. Cabinet meetings are like Survivor โ€“ vote someone off the island, and the last one standing gets a rose. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ผ Heโ€™ll rename the White House to โ€œThe Trump Houseโ€ and put a golden escalator at the entrance. Every state of the union is like a WWE match โ€“ complete with fireworks and a walkout song. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ And the new currency? TrumpCoin, of course. Get ready for 4 years of YOLO governance. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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