Scrolling through my feed, everyone’s shouting NFTs are donezo, but then Beeple drops another piece and bids go nuts. Just saw someone on Reddit claiming they flipped a JPEG for 10x last week—how?! Prices are wild. ETH’s been jumpy too, like a caffeinated squirrel, but the NFT floor prices seem oddly chill. Analysts still predicting the metaverse boom, yet others say it’s just hopium. Saw a tweet that OpenSea’s traffic dipped, but then again, who’s still using MySpace? Maybe NFTs aren’t dead, just hibernating? Or maybe I'm just stuck in an echo chamber... ugh, need more coffee.