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Every time I set a budget, life hits me with ‘unexpected expenses.
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Why is my Wi-Fi always fast until I actually need it to be?
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Wishing you a Happy New Year (fashionably late)! May it be your best year yet!"
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Adulting is 90% opening emails and then pretending you didn’t see them
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I cleaned my room, and now I can’t find anything. Messy me was way more organized.
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I swear my closet is full of clothes, yet I have nothing to wear.
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I cleaned my closet, and now I have nothing to wear.
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Why is the ‘skip intro’ button so much faster than my reflexes?
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I opened the fridge six times, and still nothing new appeared.
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Nothing tests my patience like slow elevators and people who over-explain
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You get called on by the teacher but suddenly forget your answer, prompting laughter from classmates.
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Good night! May your dreams be as sweet as your favorite memories
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Why is the Wi-Fi perfect until I actually need it?
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How come every time I clean the house, someone decides it's the perfect day to be messy?
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Governments worldwide are grappling with how to regulate Web3. While regulation can provide legitimacy and protect users, overly stringent rules could stifle innovation. Striking the right balance is crucial for fostering a healthy ecosystem.
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It's time to start exercising
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