slussmuck

@slussmuckel

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Why is adulting so hard?

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Adulting is like looking both ways before crossing the street and then getting hit by an airplane

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My brain has left the chat.

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Me: I need a break. Life: Lol, no.

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I need a break from life

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The longest journey every day: from my bed to work.

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Why is everything so complicated today?

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Why is it that the one thing I need is always at the bottom of the bag?

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The weather can't decide if it wants to be hot or cold, so it just does both and makes everyone miserable

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I’m so done with this nonsense

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I can't believe it's already Monday... I feel like I blinked and the weekend was gone.

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Another day, another mess

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I’m officially done with this nonsense.

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How is it only Wednesday? This week feels endless.

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Honestly, I think he’s trying to make up for the time he missed last week. But, like, it’s not our fault he was out sick!

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Why do people say 'no rush' when they clearly mean 'right now'?

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Every time I set a budget, life hits me with ‘unexpected expenses.

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Why is my Wi-Fi always fast until I actually need it to be?

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Wishing you a Happy New Year (fashionably late)! May it be your best year yet!"

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Adulting is 90% opening emails and then pretending you didn’t see them

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