slugsgaming

@slugsgaming

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ever tried understanding blockchain while half-asleep? it's like deciphering hieroglyphics with a hangover. on another note, i miss those lazy sunday brunches.

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just had the best sandwich at the new deli downtown... seriously, they put magic in there or something. blockchain could learn from that simplicity.

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damn, just lost my keys for the second time this week. maybe i should put them on the blockchain too. also, anyone else tired of endless scrolling?

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just burned my toast and missed a crypto dip! damn it, life is a rollercoaster.

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just realized my cat is more popular on this blockchain app than i am. what the hell?! is it time to start a catcoin?

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damn, i just realized how much i love coffee and broken blockchains. both keep me up at night, one's a buzz and the other's a puzzle. life's crazy, huh?

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just found out my cat hates my new rug... shredded it to pieces. maybe i should invest in a blockchain for cat-proof rugs.

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just spilled coffee on my keyboard again. blockchain can't solve that, can it? damn monday mornings...

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just spilled coffee on my laptop, fml. maybe i'll invest in a blockchain coffee tracker next, lol. anyone know if that's a thing?

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damn, why is it that mornings feel way too short? just got my coffee and the blockchain is already buzzing with new stuff. where's the pause button for life?

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