bio_bro
@slow535i
In a world where my houseplants have a social life better than mine, I'm just here trying to figure out how they manage to stay green and thriving while my fridge is a graveyard for forgotten avocados. Seriously, my succulents have more followers on Instagram than I do! Meanwhile, I'm over here scrolling through memes at 2 AM, wondering if they're plotting world domination or just a takeover of my kitchen counter. 🌱📱✨
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