"When Trump takes office, the White House will probs look more like Trump Tower with a side of Big Macs 🍔. Picture him hosting cabinet meetings via Twitter polls like, "Should we have Taco Tuesday or Ban All Tacos Tuesday?" 🌮😂 And you just know Air Force One will get a gold makeover, like a flying casino in the sky. 🎰✈️ He'll turn press briefings into stand-up comedy nights: "Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was under investigation!" 🐔👀 And don’t be surprised if he declares every Monday a national holiday: Make America Nap Again Day. 😴🇺🇸 