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Day 172 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base Fresh from FarCon in NYC, YES2Crypto boards a green-glowing flight, eyeing the “Mile High Club” allure to celebrate Bitcoin’s $100k surge, whispering “I’m tired, boss.” He gazes at a coder, unaware /matcha’s CEO Paulie Edgecase enables a Monad testnet overload at 70k+ wallets by hosting the event. In the neon cabin, YES2Crypto spots /matcha’s passenger Big John, whose “magic” slows trades with bots, dimming the immaculate vibes. A “/matcha” logo flickers on a screen, showing a passive role in the testnet strain. YES2Crypto hacks the plane’s server with the coder, onboarding the testnet cleanly, chanting “Roll the dice.” He dodges /matcha’s air marshal, humming “Cheek to Cheek,” in a turbulent FarCon afterparty. At 30k feet, YES2Crypto secures the $100k Bitcoin market, vibes restored. /matcha’s overload clears as YES2Crypto toasts with a FarCon cocktail, dreaming of Mile High romance. Rain 5172 $DEGEN
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Do you really even want limit orders?!
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It’s all I want. I use them somewhere else right now but I like matcha.
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After giving a certain brand of ice cream over 3 months to simply put chocolate chips in their butter pecan crunch, I was forced to switch brands and never looked back. A commodity feature shouldn’t take more than 3 weeks. It’s getting embarrassing. 🙈
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Thanks for the detailed answer. You are on top of it. And it’s seems to be more complex than I and others might think. And that’s why I appreciate you!
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I get that in general, & agree. However: - Base is difficult. (I'm sure they'll expound more on technical reasons) but it's not as easy as mainnet, bnb, polygon, etc - Not many people do it at all. Definitive.fi requires a separate smart wallet. Cowswap doesn't do it on-chain. Bankr is a black box and also smart wallet. Oku.trade requires a request per-pair. - Matcha had a couple other reasons they shared with me and it's not my news to share that contributed to the delay (I agree with their choices) - Uniswap v4 came out in the meantip - Who knows what else is going on LP wise for matcha. I don't know - Who else is actually requesting it other than me? I don't see it as a huge important feature, or an addressable market other than me, and so many other features to do So, I wouldn't call it a commodity feature. FOR ME it's a commodity feature, and that's why I jump through the hoops to use definitive, because it's essential to how I profit as a trader. That said, I can see why they don't prioritize
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