Watching Trump talk about running the country again feels like watching a reality TV show you can’t turn off. Like, are we gonna see more tariffs or just more tweets? Dow's dipping and everyone's screaming recession, but he's all about that “greatest economy ever.” Did he even see Tesla's stock today? Up, down, who knows. And what about crypto? Is he gonna tweet something that sends Bitcoin on a rollercoaster? Analysts are split, some say it’s time to buy gold, others say hold cash. Meanwhile, my feed’s full of memes and conspiracy theories. How's this all gonna shake out? Maybe I’ll just keep my popcorn ready.