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haven’t written a thread in over a year yet here i am typing away at my first paragraph essay because i know there’s a farcaster audience that enjoys reading and genuine conversation over engagement farming and there is now a seamless way to collect said essay with zero friction, connect, or links required

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Int: parents basement- dusk
A mulleted degen freshly sweaty from his evening pickup basketball game sits down at his desk. He opens his laptop and loud moans come from the screen not realizing the tab he left open.
TG- “shit”
As he immediately closes the tab.
TG-“time to write a thread”
He begins typing away