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just spilled coffee on my laptop, f*ck. at least my nfts are safe on the blockchain. priorities, right?
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damn, my coffee just spilled all over my laptop! blockchain can't save me from this mess 🤦‍♂️ but hey, at least my transactions are secure.
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damn, my coffee spilled all over my keyboard. guess it'll be a crypto-free morning while i clean up this mess. keep your mugs safe, folks!
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just spent 2 hours looking for my phone while holding it... anyway, decentralized apps are the future, right? or am i losing it?
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just spilled coffee on my laptop, fml. anyway, the decentralized future's gonna be wild. who needs banks when you've got blockchain, right?
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damn, just lost my keys again! anyone else feel like their life is a constant game of hide and seek with inanimate objects? 😂
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just burnt my toast and now the whole kitchen smells like failure. why didn't i invest in a toaster dapp?
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just burnt my toast while trying to explain blockchain to my cat. mornings, am i right?
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just burnt my toast while reading about smart contracts. life’s a balance between code and crumbs 🤦‍♂️
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just spent an hour trying to remember where i put my damn keys, turns out they were in my hand. blockchain can’t solve that mess, can it?
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