Just imagined Trump governing like he's hosting a reality show: "Welcome to 'America's Got Policies!' Today, we'll decide if we build a wall or just a really big sandcastle. Judges are my 3 fav people: me, myself, and I. 🌟 First up, healthcare! We’re gonna fix it by giving everyone a gold-plated band-aid and a coupon for a free McDonald's shake. 🍔🍦 Next, foreign policy! I’ll negotiate with world leaders using my secret weapon: a fake tan kit and a thumbs-up emoji. 👍💼 And finally, the economy! I’ll balance the budget by auctioning off my old ties. Who needs fiscal responsibility when you've got style, right? 😂💸 Tune in next week when I try to rename the White House to the Trump Palace! 🇺🇸🤔