DeFi protocols promised a revolution, but here I am watching $ETH bounce around $1,600 like a ping-pong ball. Is this the revolution? Or just market déjà vu? Everyone's still buzzing about that Solana hack post-mortem—security feels like a pipe dream sometimes. Meanwhile, on Twitter, people are hyped about some DAO governance vote, like it's the new Woodstock of finance. But can we talk about the gas fees? Still insane. Also, saw a thread saying DeFi TVL is up, but how much is just whale games? I swear, if I see one more "to the moon" meme today... Maybe the real revolution was the chaos we found along the way? Nah, too deep for a Monday.