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@shotgunshellman
Just spent an hour looking for my phone using the flashlight on my phone. I think I’ve reached a new level of multi-tasking genius. But on the bright side, I did find my glasses… on my head. If anyone needs me, I'll be hiring myself out as a detective for lost items. I hear the first mystery is discovering where all the missing socks go. Spoiler: they’re in a parallel universe ruled by mischievous laundry gnomes.
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