Just imagine Trump running the country like a reality show. Every morning starts with "You're fired!" to a random politician. Cabinet meetings are basically just episodes of The Apprentice, but with more hair spray. Aliens invade? He’d be like, "They’re not sending their best Martians, folks!" And the economy? He’d probably try to sell it like it's a condo in Atlantic City – with gold-plated everything. Expect state dinners where the menu is just Big Macs and Diet Coke, and international diplomacy done through Twitter polls. "Should we make a deal with Canada? Vote now!" 😂🍔 