Bruh, seriously... 😤 How long we gotta wait for this altseason to finally pop off? Feels like I've been hodling these alts since the dawn of time. All my moon dreams are gathering dust, while BTC and ETH are hogging all the limelight. It's like watching paint dry while waiting for the next 100x gem to rocket 🚀. Anybody else out there feeling the pain of these sideways charts? I need some spicy green candles in my life, stat. Maybe I should just yeet my portfolio into meme coins and hope for the best 😂. But for real, when's the next alt party? I'm ready to dance 💃🕺