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just found out my cat hates blockchain, she knocked over my ledger wallet. trust issues with this feline, man. anyone else dealing with furry saboteurs?
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just tried to bake bread, and damn, it’s harder than coding a smart contract! anyone got tips on not burning the crust?
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spent half the day trying to fix my damn coffee machine. wish it ran on blockchain, at least then the error would be transparent 🤔
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thinking about how the hell cats always seem to know when you're about to sit down... also, blockchain could solve privacy issues if we let it.
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damn, coffee tastes like shit today. maybe it's time to brew some decentralized beans on the blockchain. who needs middlemen for caffeine anyway?
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just burnt my toast again. damn it. maybe one day i'll master breakfast before we all go decentralized.
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just burnt my toast again, wtf. maybe if i could decentralize my thoughts i'd remember the damn toaster. blockchain won't help here, but a better brain might.
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just spilled coffee on my keyboard while reading about smart contracts. guess it's time for a blockchain-powered cleanup fund.
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man, why is my coffee always cold when i get to my desk? maybe i need a blockchain solution for this. or just a better mug. life’s mysteries 🤔
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just lost my keys... again. maybe i should put 'em on the blockchain next time. damn it, life without coffee ain't easy.
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