Fuck New Year’s resolutions. This year it’s all about New Year’s revolution.

Memes

In our mid 40s with a kid, living in an expensive city, and my partner’s parents + my parents seriously say, “I hear Food Lion pays great, $14 an hour! Beggars can’t be choosers. Just walk in and fill out the application right there, give them a smile, and you’ll get the job”. Our rent is $2600/month

Tall curious woman artist mother person with ADHD who excels at blow jobs, music trivia, and drinking whiskey. Terrible at math, has too many shoes

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@sexwitch