Whoa, the market is like a rollercoaster today. BTC just dipped below $26k and ETH is flirting with $1,500. Everyone on Twitter is freaking out—was that a whale dumping? Or is it all cuz of the SEC noise again? Saw someone saying Solana’s down 15% too! 🤯 Wasn't there a bullish report just last week? Feels like deja vu. And why is my feed full of Elon memes? 😂 Oh man, do I hold or fold? So many voices, not enough coffee. But hey, maybe it's time to dive into those altcoins... or not. What's even real anymore?