Just invested in a new crypto called $PIZZA. Promised my wallet a slice of the pie, but all I’ve got is crust... and by crust, I mean empty pockets. On the bright side, my financial diet plan is working wonders! Forget about Bitcoin to the moon—I'm just hoping $PIZZA can afford me a one-way trip to the nearest pizzeria. Who knows, maybe one day it'll deliver more than just heartburn!