📉 The crypto market lately feels like pho without scallions – completely flavorless.

BTC creeps up a bit, then sighs and goes back to hammock mode.
Altcoins? They’re out here cosplaying autumn leaves — falling all over the charts.
Every morning, traders wake up like:
👉 “Anything new today?”
📱 TradingView: “Nope. Same as yesterday.”

Meanwhile, CZ — the man who once yelled "Funds are SAFU" — is now semi-retired, writing life advice books like he wasn’t just name-dropped in the FTX saga.
At this rate, he might drop a masterclass: "How to Exit a CEX Before the SEC Shows Up – Episode 1: Packing Your Bags."

And me?
Still holding coins, still believing in Web3, and still surviving every dump like a warrior in the wrong MMORPG server.

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