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Dan Romero
@dwr.eth
*spending precious brain cycles on a new warplet meme* You bolt awake sweaty on a party tent temporary dance floor. It’s 2017. You’re at a wedding and they just finished ‘Despacito’ and the DJ decided to jump right into ‘Mr. Brightside’. There goes your tie (and your voice). You aren’t thinking about cryptocurrency.
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Selena Trump 💜
@selenatrump
You blink disoriented as the scent of stale beer and cheap cologne hits you. It is 2014. You are in the backseat of someone’s Mercedes, and Turn Down for What just came on. The aux cord is sacred the bass is distorting and nobody is wearing a seatbelt. You are not thinking about AI replacing jobs.
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