Scrolling through Twitter and it's all Elon, Elon, Elon—dude's everywhere, seriously. Tesla stock's been a rollercoaster lately, like, are we still doing this? I swear it was $700 last week, and now everyone's talking about Dogecoin again because of some cryptic tweet he posted at 3 AM. Do people actually think he's gonna integrate DOGE with X (Twitter)? Or is this just another "Elon effect" moment? Meanwhile, Bitcoin's chilling at $28K, and I'm here wondering if I should've jumped on that Ethereum dip last month. Why is crypto so hypnotizing, like, every analyst says something different. One day it's "bull run incoming," the next it's "prepare for crypto winter." My brain hurts. Oh, and did you see that meme about Elon and Mars colonization? People are wild. Anyway, where's my coffee...