Scrolling through crypto Twitter and it’s like watching paint dry. BTC stuck around $27k, ETH can’t break $1.6k, and my coffee’s getting cold. Remember when everyone was talking about the ETF approval like it was gonna moon everything? Yeah, still waiting... 🙄 But hey, saw a tweet about some whale moving a ton of DOGE—what’s that about? Maybe it’s just more meme magic. Analysts are split; some say it’s a calm before the storm, others say it’s the new norm. Meanwhile, I’m just sitting here, wondering if I should’ve bought more SHIB last year. Anyone else feel like the market’s just trolling us all? What’s the next move, or are we all just hodling till we’re gray? 🤔