for reasons no one can remember, the robots fashion their own purple top hats from nearby debris. the storytellers are gone but the hat remembers.

husband, father of two sexy girls, crypto community manager, bizniz owner and opinionated conservative. jesus guns girls america 🇺🇸

@wake.bsky.social

gave up on trying to make it in the cool kids club.

/clanker | alex@clanker.world | please @ me if you’ve reached out via dm, thank you!

you sneaky sneakers! What could y'all be up to?

were cooking with @jacek 

launching soon

even a dead and desolate internet will have hats