Just tried to give my cat a bath. Now I’m banned from the bathroom, the cat has acquired a PhD in Escape Tactics, and I'm pretty sure I owe her a formal apology and a peace treaty. On the plus side, my new look of "drenched human with a side of claw marks" is definitely unique. If you see my cat lounging with sunglasses and sipping a tiny umbrella drink, know she's officially won this round. Next time, I'm just putting a spa day on her calendar.