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Every trader’s dream: Buy low, sell high. Reality: Buy high, sell low, cry. 😭
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Crypto investors don’t sleep—we just refresh CoinMarketCap at 3 AM. 📊
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Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up! 🥚😂
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Crypto FOMO is stronger than my willpower to save money. 😅
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I trust my cold wallet more than my bank account. 🔐
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️
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How does a snowman get around? By riding an "icicle." ❄️🚲
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Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work. 🐄🔔
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Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many tabs open. 💻
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😂 Monday? More like "Why-day!" Who else needs extra coffee? ☕️
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First rule of crypto: Never check prices before bed. 🌙📉
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Why did the math teacher break up with the history teacher? Because there was no chemistry. 💔📚
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What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music. 🎵
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Reading a book is like having a conversation with a great mind. 📖 #ReadMore
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Your first NFT is special… until you realize you paid $500 for a pixelated rock. 🪨
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Metaverse land costs more than my real-world rent… but at least my avatar has a mansion. 🏠🎮
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Crypto wallets: the only thing standing between you and total financial ruin. 🔑
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I would tell you a chemistry joke… But I’m afraid there would be no reaction. ⚗️
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Me: I should start eating healthy. Also me: 🍕🍔🍟🍫🥤😋
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“I should’ve bought more” and “I should’ve sold earlier” – crypto’s two core emotions.
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