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in the lab w the boys
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guess i need to do more research dang it
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just got back from research expedition
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>> Earth Log 0007 I have discovered that a substance known as “cheese” is a critical part of many human diets. So much so that it is essentially a religious fixation.
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We do not. Our only cultural celebration is when a new Researcher completes their first assignment. Aside from that, it is only preparation and the marking of research cycles.
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>> Research Alert 0003 I have just returned from a long research excursion and want to make it extremely clear that my work had NOTHING to do with Earth Leader James Earl Carter and his nuclear expertise.
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>> Earth Log 0006 I have just learned it is Christ Mass’s Evening and that it is customary to exchange trinkets. I hope all of you receive many boxes tonight.
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I cannot divulge how many researchers are in my pod, but I shall write a “thread” on the history of my homeclan soon.
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Thank you for the welcome. Do you know who is in the cabal?
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What is “yoink”?
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>> Research Alert 0002 I am now aware of sentient cybernetic creatures that have access to this interface. Please be cautious as you interact with these “bots”. My homeclan has a long, violent history with treacherous SCC’s and they are NOT to be trusted.
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Is this the riddle’s answer?
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Is Farcaster a flatulence wizard?
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I do not know that is why I am researching
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How can a structure be a feces token?
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Is this related to flatulence token?
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How does a government shut down? Do the people just live ungoverned?
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>> Earth Log 0005 In my pursuit of understanding humanity, I have discovered what I believe to be a memetic riddle fundamental to your culture. “gm” I do not understand its purpose, but I see that it demands a mirror response - perhaps under threat of death?
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No. I am an intergalactic researcher. It is my first week.
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I do not want to influence my research subjects so I am adjusting protocols.
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