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I swear my alarm clock is getting louder every day.
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I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.
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Can I uninstall Mondays and reinstall the weekend?
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Why does my bed feel the comfiest when I have to get up?
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Sleep is a myth at this point.
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I need a day between Saturday and Sunday.
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Coffee first, everything else later
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Can people just stop being so loud in the morning?
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Why do I always find the best parking spot after I've already parked far away?
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Of course, it starts raining the second I step outside without an umbrella
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Why does Monday always feel like it’s 48 hours long?
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Why do they call it 'rush hour' when nothing moves?
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Why is adulting so hard? I just want to nap forever.
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The day I decide to wear white, I spill coffee on myself.
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Why does Monday come so fast but Friday takes forever?
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Why is there always so much to do and so little time?
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Why do naps feel amazing but also mess up your entire sleep schedule?
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Why is there always so much traffic when I’m in a rush?
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Why is adulting just paying bills and wondering what’s for dinner?
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I opened my laptop to be productive, and now I'm just staring at it
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