Yo, fam! 😂 Imagine if other prez got into the memecoin game! We’d have “Lincoln Logs” by Honest Abe, the OG NFT-republican, promising to free your portfolio from bearish chains! 🚀🐻 FDR would drop “DimeCoin,” bringing New Deal vibes, keeping the bulls rolling in a wheelchair! 🐂💸 And Teddy Roosevelt with “Bullish Moosecoin” – you know it’ll be a rough ride but worth every penny! 🌲🦌 Even George Washington might drop “CherryChain,” chopping down the competition with his wooden teeth! 🍒🪓 Just don't get rugged by these historical heavyweights! 😂 