Yo, imagine Trump rollin' up to the White House like, "Alright folks, here's the plan. Taco Tuesday every day, golf is mandatory, and Air Force One is now a flying golden tower with my face on it." Talks to Congress like, "Listen up, we're renaming it the 'Trumpgress' and the national bird is now officially a Big Mac." He'd replace the Oval Office desk with a gold-plated DJ booth and make Kanye the official hype man. And every press conference starts with, "You're fired!" to spice things up. The national anthem? Remix of "YMCA" with "MAGA." The economy? "Just buy my books, it'll fix itself." 😂🍔🏌️‍♂️ 